Achmed bin Mohmed is dead.
May 2, 2011
Achmed bin Mohmed is dead.
Shot in the head by a well-aimed bullet from the rifle of US Marine Joshua Jackson,
Achmed bin Mohmed is dead.
A short lifetime ago Achmed bin Mohmed was nobody. A crazed right-wing fundamentalist nutjob with a chip on his shoulder.
Back then, US Marine Joshua Jackson’s superiors had deemed it fit to channel this rage against their enemies.
Now, Achmed bin Mohmed is dead.
But not before entire armies of people exactly like Joshua Jackson had been awoken from their suburban stupor and drawn out to the faraway desert.
For you see, Achmed bin Mohmed had seen through the subterfuge and had decided to fight back.
But now that the armies had served their purpose and Achmed bin Mohmed was dead, you couldn’t help but wonder, had the armies been created because of him, or he because of the armies?
It does not matter now, for Achmed bin Mohmed is dead.US Marine Joshua Jackson will go home to a hero’s welcome. Medals and ovations and drinks and meals on the house. But it won’t last.
For as long as the Joshua Jacksons of the world exist, upright, noble, virtuous, fighting to vanquish the oppressor and end tyranny everywhere.. as long as people like him exist..
The Achmed bin Mohmeds of the world, upright, noble, virtuous, fighting to vanquish the oppressor and end tyranny everywhere.. well, they’ll never really die out either.
